hahahaha

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and
appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem
like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance
rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and
try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give
up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the
first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs
forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell
them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and told them
this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?"
(to the 2nd boy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs
forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do
that!"

"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) I said
(pointing to small circle) this is your ass hole before
prison.....

Japanese Wedding & Spain Meets China

Sayako Kuroda follows her husband Yoshiki Kuroda upon their arrival at a press conference following their wedding ceremony at a Tokyo hotel Tuesday , Nov. 15, 2005. Sayako, the daughter of Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko, lost her royal status as princess by marrying Kuroda, a Tokyo city employee, under Japanese law. (AP Photo/Shizuo Kambayashi, POOL)



Spanish Monarchy, Chinese President Hu Jintao and his wife Liu Yongqing, standing at left, receive authorities during the official dinner at Royal Palace in Madrid, Monday, Nov. 14, 2005. Hu arrived on Sunday for a two-day state visit in Spain (AP Photo/Bernat Armangue)

I've been awol, I know. I'm sorry. My apologies. I've been a bit, uh...shall we say, busy, lately. I am working on getting regrounded, and reestablished. My apologies that my blog has not been up to par.

the gram

The gram or gramme, symbol g, is a unit of mass, and is defined in the SI system of units as one one-thousandth of a kilogram (i.e., 1 × 10−3 kg). One ounce avoirdupois is 28.34952 grams (see Conversion of units of mass).

Although the gram is not an SI base unit, it is a submultiple of the kilogram, which is a base unit. In SI, gram is also the root to which SI prefixes are applied. However, the gram is a base unit of the older cgs system of measurement, a system which is no longer widely used. The gram is an essential measurement unit in scientific endeavors worldwide.

A gram was originally defined as the weight of one cubic centimeter of water at its densest. This occurs at a temperature near four degrees Celsius. However, its definition was changed to the mass of a metal artifact in the eighteenth century.

bastards

For those who have not been following the comments, the following were exchanged on the previous post.

Urufu said...
It's easy to not love lizards. All you have done is point out their cowardice. You envy the fact that they are too afraid to keep fighting, but not good enough runners to get away without a distraction.
10:40 PM

Arkhive said...
Just because a lizard wants to avoid being lunch doesn't make it a coward. I don't see survival as cowardice. If you knew that there was no way to win a fight and you avoided it does that make you a coward? Or would you fight even though it meant your life? And don't give me any crap about honor. Most fights tend to be pointless and stupid and fueled by ignorant and arrogant emotions.
5:34 AM

Urufu said...
I don't care much about honor. I live by what I call decent methods. I am not honorrable. Fights are pointless and stupid. On top of that, it is a horrible thing to beat someone down. But walking away from a fight proves nothing aside from just how weak you are. The only settlement for a fight is a clear and vicious win. Cowardice creates itself. Once you run, you will always be tempted to run. Bruises, scars and wounds add character to a person. Whether caused by another person or their training methods. If I didn't know better I would think you were offended by what I had said. "And don't give me any crap about honor." That would seem to be an attack. As if you were trying to say that I spread bullshit. For further reference, I don't take well to be accused of prevarication.
10:11 PM

Now it's time for my comments on the issue.

A) I took Urufu's comment as humor. If anybody should have been offended, it should have been me.
B) Arkhive, I don't promote physical fights, but I don't walk away from them, even if it could my life, because then I'll spend time wondering "how would that have gone?" I'd rather not have the worry. Whatever happens, happens. If I don't walk away from a fight and I die, that was more than likely supposed to be the result, and I think it's bullshit to spend time thinking about what-if's.
C) I don't want this kind of offensive jackass conversation to be anywhere near my blog. If anything offensive is said towards anybody else on here again, the perpetrator will be removed. No questions asked. End of discussion.

take a wild fucking guess

kreejigs: you perfer lively meat dont you?
kreejigs: wiggle on the way down?
squishedlizard: what?
kreejigs: *bogle*
squishedlizard: dude I'm so confused...
kreejigs: it made sense before it came out of my brain
kreejigs: im sleep deprived
squishedlizard: no shit.

any ganders as to what that meant?

'cos I'd love to know.

baccck

The blog is back up, after a short downtime. I have changed the comments though so you have to be a blogger.com member just to keep things a little neater.

Welcome it back, and please enjoy. =)

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